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IBIS AND JACQUEL. Fanfiction & fallacies.
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"What did you think?" Shadow asked the dog, trying to put the little girl at her ease. "Was that cool?"

The black dog licked its long snout. Then it said, in a deep, dry voice, "I saw Harry Houdini once, and believe me, man, you are no Harry Houdini."

~~Neil Gaiman, American Gods


Once upon a time there was a little child of indifferent gender who read far too much for hir own good. This resulted in the Pursuit of Knowledge through such questions as: "Why is the sky blue?" and "What makes people happy?" and "What is love?" and "What's a blowjob?" Eventually, unsatisfied with the answers sie got, sie decided to make up hir own (because sie secretly thought that everyone else was doing that anyway). And thus sie discovered Writing, a most magical thing.

First sie wrote about rocks and things. This got old really quickly. Then sie started writing about animals, but soon sie realized that the talking-animal niche had pretty much been filled by Walt Disney and his evil, lurching cohorts. Sie began to despair of ever finding a way to hone hir craft and figure out what a blowjob was.

Then, after years of searching, sie found the Internet. And fanfiction. And slash.

And the rest, as they say, is history.

Here at ibisandjacquel, we hope to present to you a plethora of pretty plots, possibly porn, and predictably plenty of perfect punctuation (we're somewhat anal about that). There will be a great deal of slash. Oh, so much. Oodles of it. If you don't like slash, I'd advise you to, y'know . . . not read it. Kthx.

I write in the following fandoms, using the following pairings (click for link to tags):

Good Omens -- Crowley/Aziraphale, Nanny Ashtoreth/Francis
Discworld (esp. Monstrous Regiment) -- Tonker/Lofty
Harry Potter -- Remus/Sirius, Percy/Oliver
Lord of the Rings (rarely) -- Merry/Pippin
Neil Gaiman [Neverwhere, American Gods, &c.]
Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead -- Rosencrantz/Guildenstern (um, duh)

Young Avengers -- Billy/Teddy
Runaways -- Gert/Chase, Karolina/Xavin
Transmetropolitan -- Spider/Yelena

Chobits -- Zima/Dita
Naruto -- Shikamaru/Chouji, Lee/Gaara, Kiba/Shino, &c. (incidental pairings: Ino/Chouji, Temari/Ino, Temari/Shikamaru)
Death Note -- Light/L, Mello/Matto, and Ide/Matsuda. (WHUT? MATSUDA LUVS TEH FOREHED.)

TV Shows
X-Men: Evolution -- Todd/Kurt

Tags page is here. My personal LJ is daughtersofisis.

At any given time, I am likely to have several serials going at once. I am currently writing the following serials:

* At Stake [Discworld: Monstrous Regiment/Good Omens]
* Subcity [Neverwhere/Harry Potter]

(By the way, everyone should go visit the NEXTWAVE community, healingamerica, 'cause it's great.)

Anyone who has prompts for me, feel free to share them. I can't promise I'll get to them promptly (or at all), but they're always appreciated, and I'll let you know if I do intend to use them. Just make sure they do not involve Near, or I will cry my face to pieces.

Welcome to the crazy. You have been warned.